- Lucille Ball: When someone comes back from the restroom: “tell it to her face.”
- Ru Paul: “Thanks for the warning.”
- “I’ll be the judge of that.”
- “I don’t see how that’s any of your business.”
- “I don’t care what anyone else says” and then give a compliment
- “Can I tell you something you haven’t heard all week? You look good.”
- When someone asks you how your day is going: “Why? What have you heard?”
- “In this economy?”
- “Not today of all days” on a normal day
- If anyone drops anything: “on the floor is fine.”
- “Think that’s a good idea given your history?”
- “That’s rich coming from you.”
- “I don’t see how that’s any of your business.”
- “Everyone’s wrong sometimes” after someone shares their opinion
- “Not with that attitude.”
- “Not since the accident.”
- “I’m just tuggin’ your titty.”
- “I’ll allow it.”
- “I came as soon as I heard.”
- “You’re scaring the baby.”
- “You should’ve killed me when I had the chance.”
- “Tell it to the judge.”
- “Don’t look at me with that tone of voice.”
- “I heard that about you.”
- “Who’s to say.”
- “So you think you’re better than me?”
- “As the prophecy foretold.”
- “That was my nickname in high school.”
- “Check your privilege.”
- “I’ll be the judge of that.”
- “Well that certainly was a choice.”
- “If that’s what you want it to be.”
- “You do the math.”
- “It’s been a long morning” at like 6pm.
- “I get that a lot” when receiving compliments.
- When someone tells me to have a nice day: “don’t tell me what to do with my life.”
- In response to a rude question: “forgive me for not answering, I’ll forgive you for asking.”
- “What’s that supposed to mean?”
- “Watch out for sharks.”
- When someone says they’re going to do something mundane: “Not on my watch.”
- Jeff Goldblum: “How dare you speak to me.”
- When given any information: “I’m familiar.”
- When I can’t remember what I was gonna say: “Line!”
- “That’s how they get ya.”
- At a party: “I want you to know that I personally don’t have a problem with you being here.”
- “It’s the third time this week!”
- “And don’t call me Shirley.”
- “Well I haven’t had any complaints thus far.”
- “I’ll tell you when you’re older.”
- “Not with that attitude.”
- “That’s showbiz baby.”
- To every minor inconvenience: “it’s tragic really.”
- “That’s the rumor.”
- “That’s not what I heard.”
- “And what about it.”
- “You wanna be me so bad.”
- “What did you call me?”
- “How dare you.”
- “If I had a nickel…”
- “So you think you’re really pretty?”
- “Don’t mind me, I’m just here for the food.’
- “That’s an inside thought bestie.”
- “Says who?”
- “There you go again.”
- “What a time to be alive.”
- “You never had it so good.”
- “The show must go on.”
- “You would say that.”
- Not on international women’s day: “wow, and on national women’s day, how could you?”
- “And your name is?”
- “In theory.”
- “Well that’s just none of MY business.”
- “That’s classified.”
- When someone answers your question: “you don’t have to lie about it.”
- “Ok show off.”
- “Call it what you want.”